Roast-A-Mate™ — roast a mate, any mate

I. The Victim

Full name of the victim * Their town — optional, but it makes the roast hit home Photograph of the victim *

Tap or click to upload a clear photo of their face (JPG/PNG, max 8MB)

One clear adult face, looking at the camera. Pick a style and give it a few seconds — you'll watch them turn into the exact character who stars in their video, which opens on the real photo before morphing into them. We delete uploads after delivery.

Art style — upload a photo first

Cartoon (3D animated) — more styles soon

II. The Crimes

Tick every crime that applies. Petty is the point.

Additional evidence (optional, 280 chars)

Best used for juicy details on the crimes you've ticked — that's where the gold is. Keep it petty and true-ish. Slagging off their parking, their punctuality or how badly they do their job is exactly the point. What we strip is anything that could genuinely hurt them — real accusations, dishonesty at work, exes, looks. If the whole order is too spicy we'll turn it down, and you won't be charged.

III. The Roast

How long should it be?

Quick hit — one crime, done properly — £4.99 Standard — up to 4 crimes — £8.99 Extended — the full charge sheet — £14.99

Delivery of the roast

Public premiere — posted to our TikTok/FB/YouTube and tagged, plus a copy emailed to you Private — emailed directly to you only

Their socials — so the roast finds them (optional)

Tagging depends on their privacy settings — if we can't tag them, we'll mention them by name instead.

IV. The Paperwork

Your name * Your email (for the video) *

Please make sure this is correct — it's where we deliver your video.

Founders' access code

Pre-launch: invite only for now. Public opening soon.